Jobscope

Apparently, your horoscope also affects your job in the future. I'm a taurus, which offers several very much unwanted job opertunities. I can rake in the massive money as a nurse, or teach annoying childen things they're never going to use in the real world. Or I could drill holes in your teeth and cause general discomfort and a feeling of insecurity. The possibilies are endless... and pretty sucky.
     It claims that Taureans are naturals in creative fields. How the hell is being a nurse creative? :P Or a counsellor, or social worker... I don't like this quiz :P